Fish barney miller12/15/2023 ![]() Wentworth: Then why do I have to type it up? Barney: Because, Wentworth, we make no distinction here between male and female. Wentworth: Captain Miller, this was not my collar. Will you describe the car, please? Black fenders, silver doors, green hood, polka-dot seat covers, monkey-fur dashboard-maybe it wasn't stolen maybe it ran away. Cop Yemana: Twelfth Precinct, Sergeant Yemana. We had it before you did.įish: Drinking should be done in the privacy of one's home, where it's necessary. Bureaucrat Yemana: Hey, where's my sashimi and cream cheese on a bagel? Murray: Here it's called lox. Fish: Of course, it keeps us on our toes.īarney: Liz, this is ridiculous! I cannot make the choice between the prevention of a major crime and the correction of my son's overbite! Particularly when the overbite runs on your side of the family. Del Fuego: Me, too! Stakeout Fish: What did she say? Wojo: She wants to know if it's true they don't let Polish cops carry guns. Chano: And today I am proud to serve the public and be known as one of New York's finest. I came from a very small fishing village in Puerto Rico. ![]() Miller? Liz: I came to get a check from Barney.Ĭhano: Miss del Fuego. The Courtesans Wojo: No lady sleeps with a man for money. Wojo: Hey, Barney? If a police officer loses his badge, does he report it to his superior or just wait til somebody turns it in? Barney: He reports it to his superior officer. Barney: How do you like Narcotics? Yemana: They haven't helped him a bit. What are you doing here? Fish: Making friends. ![]() Chano: No kidding! Fish: Bernice is Scandinavian, but only on her mother's side. In the winter, Scandinavia has more lunatics per capita than any other country in the world. When it gets damp and cold people get depressed, irritable and unpleasant. Snow Job Chano: Hey, Fish! You wouldn't believe what makes a guy like that do what he does, man. In an emergency, you would be the first one that I'd call. Wojo: Who's this? Barney: Barney! Wojo: Oh, hey, Barn, how's it going? Barney: GET OFF THE LINE!īarney: I think of you as experienced. Experience Barney: Hello? Hello? Wojo: Hello? Barney: Hello, bomb disposal? Wojo: No, this is Wojciehowicz. Liz: Would you consider not going to work today and taking me for a drive in the country? Barney: Liz, you heard the radio: shootings, bombings. ![]() Harris: I'm a policeman, baby! I goes where I'm needed! Season 1 Ramon Yemana: Hey, anybody want to work Vice tomorrow? Harris: Me! I'll take it! Yemana: You worked Vice last week. ![]()
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